ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
its liver damage thursday
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