He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My feet surprised me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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