new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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