She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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