I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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