It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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