You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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