I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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