I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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