so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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