that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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