my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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