i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
40s are totally the cure
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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