She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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