So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He felt like a one man threesome
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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