Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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