Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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