I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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