CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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