Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
