Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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