just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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