whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I licked your asshole in confidence.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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