i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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