Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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