she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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