kristin has been a bad kristin
I look better un-naked...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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