So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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