just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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