we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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