Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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