There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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