Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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