dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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