no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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