i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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