Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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