Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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