Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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