I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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