I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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