Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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