2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
