Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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