he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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