AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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