so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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