How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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