all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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