once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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