with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
