I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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