Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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