do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Shame is for Republicans.
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