Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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