I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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