it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize