weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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