I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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