So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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