I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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