He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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